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Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Never trust a lawyer … period.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Life, not this web site.

He maltreats the God's.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

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