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Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

He maltreats the God's.

Life, not this web site.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

We know you can read … buy this book!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

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