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Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Life, not this web site.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

He maltreats the God's.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

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