↓
 

The Cynical Web Site

Where cynicism is just another word for sane

  • Home
  • Cynical
    Definitions
  • Murphyisms
  • Daily
    Dose
  • Cynical
    People
  • Suggest
    More

Search For Cynicism (which in this world doesn’t take long …)

Suggest More Cynicism

Definition: Suggest a cynical definition for a word you are suspicious of

Quote: Suggest cynicism spoken by other reprobates

Murphyism: Suggest a law to help navigate this temporary condition called life

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

He maltreats the God's.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Life, not this web site.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Copyright © Cynical Web Site
↑