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Murphyism: Suggest a law to help navigate this temporary condition called life

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Life, not this web site.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

He maltreats the God's.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

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