If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

He maltreats the God's.

Life, not this web site.

We know you can read … buy this book!

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.