Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Life, not this web site.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

He maltreats the God's.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.