If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.
We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.
If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.
Never trust a lawyer … period.
Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!
Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.
Take your cynicism with you everywhere!
We know you can read … buy this book!
Mencken, an opiate for the masses.
Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.
Life, not this web site.
Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.
Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.
We're glutton's for cynical insights.
If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.
Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.
From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.
If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.
Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!
Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.
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