Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Life, not this web site.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

He maltreats the God's.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.