If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

We know you can read … buy this book!

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Life, not this web site.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

He maltreats the God's.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.