meetings
n. Addictive and self-indulgent activities that large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
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Cynical Quotations
Creativity dies a quick death in rooms with conference tables.
— Unknown
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Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
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