diary

n. A daily record of that part of one's life which they can relate to themselves without blushing.

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Cynical Quotations

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

— Tallulah Bankhead

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Feel free to read anybody's diary. Diary's are not ment to be private. If they were they would be manufactured with a real lock.

— Guy Smith

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