bigamy

n. Marital gluttony, which carries the heaviest of penalties – multiple wives.

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n. Double trouble.

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Cynical Quotations

There is mathematical proof that women are evil.

Women = Time X Money
Time = Money

. . . thus

Women = Money X Money, or Money2

Now, we all know that Money is the Root of all Evil, so . . .

Women = Square root of Evil Squared, or SQRT(Evil2)
Women = Evil

— Unknown

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