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From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

He maltreats the God's.

Life, not this web site.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

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