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He maltreats the God's.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Life, not this web site.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

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