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If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Life, not this web site.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

We know you can read … buy this book!

He maltreats the God's.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

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