Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.
He maltreats the God's.
If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.
Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.
If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.
We're glutton's for cynical insights.
If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.
Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!
If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.
Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.
From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.
We know you can read … buy this book!
Life, not this web site.
Take your cynicism with you everywhere!
Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.
Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.
Never trust a lawyer … period.
Mencken, an opiate for the masses.
We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.
Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.
Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!