We're glutton's for cynical insights.
Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.
Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!
If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.
Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.
Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.
We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.
We know you can read … buy this book!
Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.
Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.
Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!
Life, not this web site.
Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.
Take your cynicism with you everywhere!
If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.
If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.
Never trust a lawyer … period.
If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.
He maltreats the God's.
Mencken, an opiate for the masses.
From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.