We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Never trust a lawyer … period.

We know you can read … buy this book!

He maltreats the God's.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Life, not this web site.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

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