Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Life, not this web site.

He maltreats the God's.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!