If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Life, not this web site.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

He maltreats the God's.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.