wine
n. 1/10 of man's nutrition and 9/10 of his good humor.
n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Temperance Union as "liquor", sometimes as "rum."
Cynical Quotations
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
— Fran Lebowitz
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
— Samuel Johnson