wife
n. Your bitter half.
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Cynical Quotations
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Man and wife make one fool.
— Ben Jonson
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
— Socrates
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
— Helen Rowland
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American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
— W. Somerset Maugham
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
— Groucho Marx
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
— King David
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
— Sigmund Freud
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