wedding
n. A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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n. A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing is undertaken to become supportable.
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n. A paradoxical event often mistaken as a birth (by the bride) and a funeral (by the groom).
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Cynical Quotations
The only difference between a wedding and a funeral is there is one less person standing at a funeral.
— Cliff Cole
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