university
n. A college after the faculty loses interest in students.
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Cynical Quotations
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
— Henry Kissinger
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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
— George Bernard Shaw
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