n. The ills you wish upon your enemy that fall upon yourself.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
— Joseph Stalin
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
— Horace Walpole
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
— Mel Brooks
The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.