n. The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.
n. The exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
— Don Marquis
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
— H.L. Mencken
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
— Samuel Butler
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
— Ogden Nash
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
— Robert Heinlein