morning
n. A period of the day when the universe repeatedly whispers in your ear "screw you".
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Cynical Quotations
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
— Frank Sinatra
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
— Unknown
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Some people like to spring out of bed and face the morning. I prefer to sneak up on it from behind and silently strangle it.
— Guy Smith
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