medicine
n. A bullet fired in Florida to kill a dog in Alaska.
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n. The art of amusing a patient while nature cures the disease.
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Cynical Quotations
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
— John Glenn
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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
— Thomas Szasz
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