logic
n. The art of being wrong with confidence (see Statistics).
n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Cynical Quotations
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
— Laurence J. Peter
If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
— Unknown
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
— David Russell