golf
n. Nature's way of telling you that you should be dead.
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Cynical Quotations
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
— Will Rogers
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
— Dave Barry
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
— Jimmy Demaret
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
— Bob Hope
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
— Will Rogers
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