friend
n. The people you hate the least.
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n. An acquaintance who has not screwed you ... yet.
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n. A disease incurred by exposure to prosperity.
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Cynical Quotations
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success – yours or his.
— Franklin P. Jones
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "Damn, that was fun!"
— Unknown
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A true friend will stab you in the front.
— Oscar Wilde
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
— Thomas Jones
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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
— Spike Milligan
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It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
— William Blake
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
— Unknown
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You never know exactly how many friends you have until you own a house at the beach.
— Unknown
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A friend in need is a pest in deed.
— Anonymous
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