n. An officer of the law charged with duties of the utmost gravity, and held in disesteem by a populace having a criminal ancestry.


Cynical Quotations

In some of the American States his functions are now performed by an electrician, as in New Jersey, where executions by electricity have recently been ordered – the first instance known to this lexicographer of anybody questioning the expediency of hanging Jerseymen.

— Ambrose Bierce