n. Any form of amusement whose inroads stop short of death.
Boxing is just show business with blood.
— Frank Bruno
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
— David Frost
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
— Kurt Vonnegut