criminal
n. A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.
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n. A person with predatory instincts who has insufficient capital to form a corporation.
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n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
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Cynical Quotations
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
— Mark Twain
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There are only three crimes in the world – all others are variants of these. There is the crime of thinking wrong, the crime of being stupid and the crime of driving with your head up your arse.
— Guy Smith
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