n. A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.
n. A person with predatory instincts who has insufficient capital to form a corporation.
n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
— Mark Twain
There are only three crimes in the world – all others are variants of these. There is the crime of thinking wrong, the crime of being stupid and the crime of driving with your head up your arse.
— Guy Smith