celebrity
n. A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Cynical Quotations
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
— Gor Vidal
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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
— H.L. Mencken
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Some celebrities do well to die young.
— William Ferraiolo
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