boss
n. The person who is supposed to know infinitely more about your job than you do, but who knows infinitely less.
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n. Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Cynical Quotations
When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
— Unknown
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