baby
n. A prototype human, incapable of feeling, thought or civil behavior, notable for their ability to generate extreme examples of the same traits in adults.
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Cynical Quotations
A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
— Mark Twain
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All babies look like homicidal poached eggs.
— P.G. Wodehouse
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The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
— Ronald Reagan
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We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
— Unknown
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
— Leo J. Burke
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