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n. Absolution of guilt via small change.

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We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Life, not this web site.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

He maltreats the God's.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

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