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Egotism

n. An anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

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Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

He maltreats the God's.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Life, not this web site.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

We know you can read … buy this book!

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

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