Christmas
n. A specific day of the year celebrated by retailers.
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n. The right holiday celebrated for the wrong reasons.
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Cynical Quotations
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.
— Roy Blount Jr.
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