Canada
n. The vichyssoise of nations: cold, half-French and difficult to stir.
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n. Hell with air conditioning.
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Cynical Quotations
Canada is said to have got its name from the two Spanish words – aca and nada, signifying 'there is nothing here.'
— Goldwin Smith
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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
— Unknown
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
— Robertson Davies
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party!
— Robin Williams
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