n. The vichyssoise of nations: cold, half-French and difficult to stir.
n. Hell with air conditioning.
Canada is said to have got its name from the two Spanish words – aca and nada, signifying 'there is nothing here.'
— Goldwin Smith
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
— P.J. O'Rourke
The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
— Robertson Davies
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party!
— Robin Williams