(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)



The Cynical Web Site

You should ask yourself why contacting the editor of the Cynical Web Site would be advisable.  Have you not read his mad ravings?  Are you too criminally insane?  Does your mother know you do things like this?

If you still desire to risk your reputation and future, and still insist on contacting him ... then you just might be cynical enough (or ready for a canvas jacket with exceptionally long sleeves).